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      September 24, 2019

      Tuesday   7:00 PM - 8:00 PM

      106 Maple St.
      Cincinnati, Ohio 45215

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      Open Auditions: "Happy Hollandaise"

      St. Paul Players announce auditions for their December production:
      Happy Hollandaise! by Tim Koenig
      Directed by Randy Blake

      Parking Lot for the Church is 121 Willow St. Reading, Ohio 45215

      Performance dates: December 6-8 and 13-15
      Auditions consist of cold readings from the script.

      SYNOPSIS
      All Claire Finley wants is the perfect Christmas. She’s hired the celebrated gourmet chef Vilma Hasenpfeffer to prepare her famous Hasenpfeffer Hollandaise Sauce for her dinner guests — the new vicar and his very pregnant wife, Mary. Unfortunately, however, the chef is late, the guests are early and there are burglars loose in the neighborhood. To top it all off, Claire’s father has been hit on the head (with the crèche, no less!) And thinks he’s the leading man in all of the West End theatre productions of the last 30 years! With the help of her quirky brother George, Claire tries to keep everything together as it continues to unravel in this sidesplitting British farce reminiscent of Arsenic and Old Lace.

      Characters:
      Claire Finley: impulsive and manipulative, but not malicious
      George Finley: Claire’s brother; charming, but clumsy
      Philip Linley: George and Claire’s eccentric father
      Vilma Hasenpfeffer: renowned German gourmet chef famous for her sauces; also plays her twin sister Helga
      Larry Finch: the Lone Wolf Burglar; a second-story man past his prime.
      Irene Quigley: Larry’s young apprentice from America
      Father William Abbott: the new vicar; nervous about his new parish
      Mary Abbott: Father Abbott’s long-suffering and very pregnant wife
      Inspector Archie Abernathy or Inspector Alice Abernathy: officious and by the book

      Cost: Free -

      Categories: Performing Arts

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